The 35th anniversary of the birth of Beysus (I’ll pause here for all of us shady bitches who need to throw a side-eye at “35“) was on Sunday and she celebrated Beymas all weekend long. Beyonce and Blue Ivy Carter spent Friday with Michelle Obama at Camp David, Chance The Rapper serenaded her at the Made In America festival in Philadelphia on her actual born day, and last night she threw herself a giant Soul Train-themed party in NYC. A zillion famous tricks went to Beyonce’s party, including Puffy whose puffy b-hole probably screamed out a YES when he got the invitation, because he finally had a reason to wear that $3 swap meet-bought Vinnie Barbarino wig.
Lainey Gossip posted a bunch of videos of all the famous tricks at Beyonce’s party, but the real star of the night was Diddy in that discount Raquel Welch wig, a rich widow’s black lace blouse and pants made from the wallpaper in your grandma’s “nice” dining room. Diddy looks like a walking 70s marathon on TV Land. That wig is Charlie’s Angels, that blouse is Ouiser Jefferson going to a funeral and those pants are Maude’s old ones and she always regretted buying them.
Diddy’s on-and-off-again piece Cassie didn’t even try. I bet that was Diddy’s doing. Diddy moisturized himself with several thicks layer of sexy, and he wasn’t about to let anyone steal the spotlight from him. So he put Cassie in drab and homely 70s drag.
Diddy posted a video of himself in that wig on Instagram, and nobody has ever felt themselves the way Diddy feels himself in this shit. Diddy may be drunk and stoned on booze and the good shit, but he’s also drunk and stoned on his glamour. Excuse Diddy’s beauty!
Diddy’s bodyguards must have been busy last night. Every time he sashayed by a mirror, he had to hump his own reflection and they had to keep prying him off.
Here’s more pictures from Beyonce’s birthday party including some of Beysus, Basement Baby, Kelly Rowland and Michelle “Not The Dawson’s Creek One” Williams. Beyonce postponed her show in New Jersey on Wednesday because her doctor told her that she needs to be on vocal rest. Well, she probably won’t have a hard time resting her voice since I”m sure Diddy outdoing her at her own party left her speechless.