Night Crumbs

September 6, 2016 / Posted by:

The London premiere of Bridget Jones’s Baby went down last night and Renee Zellweger brought back her signature squint as well as her man whose name I always forget. I just call him Kelsey Stern since he looks like a slightly passable Frasier impersonator in a Howard Stern wig – Lainey Gossip

Chloe Grace Moretz regrets giving the Kartrashian Koven any attention, and yet she continued to give them attention by talking about those sewer slags in an interview – Celebitchy

And I’m sure Lisa Vanderpump will throw snobby eyes of judgement at Eden Sassoon’s scissor tattoo – Reality Tea

Um, someone should tell Irina Shayk that’s not how you sit in a chair – The Nip Slip 

Screw an asteroid, the planet Mercury should be renamed “Freddie Mercury” in his honor – Towleroad

RiRi, Fifth Harmony and all the other pop tricks can officially retire, because this teacher out-sings them all! – OMG Blog

Monica Bellucci’s chichis took a dip for a magazine – Drunken Stepfather 

They tell me these are pictures of Charlotte McKinney’s tits, but they’re so blurry that they could be pictures of Ben Affleck in a blond wig. I know, impossible. His tits are bigger – The Superficial

I see that Jeannie Darcy was Ann Coulter’s stand-up coach. Don’t get me started – Jezebel

That chick from Game of Thrones looks hot – Popoholic

Dakota Fanning looks like the silver tinsel Christmas tree I bought from Urban Outfitters one year – Hollywood Tuna 

Leslie Jones made her return to Twitter to tell us what we’ve already known for decades: there’s no better medicine than The Golden GirlsHuffPo

AJ McLean is going to be a daddy again – Popsugar

We all lost faith in the meaning of real love after hearing that Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston are done, but there’s hope! Kendull Jenner and Harry Styles may be back together again  – Just Jared

Calvin Harris is bumping fuck parts with Eiza GonzalezIDLYITW

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