Who Is August’s Hot Slut Of The Month?

September 2, 2016 / Posted by:

I know that it’s Labor Day weekend here in North America, but I’m asking you to switch your brains into work mode for one last time to make a very important decision. It’s the biggest decision you’ll have to make this weekend! (Okay, it’s the second biggest decision after, “Should I spend my weekend trying to beat the Guinness World Record for the most viewings of Showgirls in one-sitting or should I binge-watch all seasons of  Footballers Wives?”)

August’s Hot Slut of the Month contest is between three Olympic-themed Hot Sluts and a side-eye throwing grocery store icon. As always, the first three HSOTM finalists got the most Facebook likes and the fourth one was picked by me. Your choices for August are:

Pita Taufatofua – The Olympic flag bearer from Tonga who caused millions of crotch seizures with his lubed-up nipples!

Butt & Fuchs – The German field hockey team members who were truly meant to be on the same Olympic team!

Al Roker – Al Roker has been the Today show’s weather master and producer of foolery for a while, but he got the HSOTD stamp of approval for blasting Ryan Lochte as a lie-teller while stirring the hell out of a cocktail!

La Morena – The stunning face of La Morena peppers and chiles who burns a hole into the cans of her competitors with her side-eye of fire!

Voting is below. The winning Hot Slut of the Month will be crowned next Friday!


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