Night Crumbs

September 1, 2016 / Posted by:

Brit Brit Spears is on the cover of October’s Marie Claire, and if they were trying to make her look like she’s posing for her employee photo ID on her first day on the job as a hotel bellhop, they nailed it! – Lainey Gossip

Sad news, you’ll have to wait until December to maybe-see Abby Lee Miller cry, scream and try to punch out the bailiffs as they drag her to prison – Reality Tea 

You probably already heard about this in the quad during lunch, but Chloe Grace Moretz and her fetus boyfriend Brooklyn Beckham broke up – Celebitchy

In the 90s, my mom used to buy these dresses from Clothestime that came with a belt. After seeing these pictures of Kat Graham, I made a note to tell my mom that those belts are back! – The Nip Slip

Kate Moss dancing in this perfume commercial is what you think you look like at the club after vaping in the bathroom – Drunken Stepfather

Taylor Swift donated money to the hospital where Jaime King’s son had heart surgery – The Superficial

This list is nothing without the Queen of the National Anthem Roseanne! – Egotastic!

I think I just overdosed on twee from looking at Emma Stone’s dress – Popoholic

Madge endorses Hillary Clinton for President of the United States and endorses Donald Trump’s sons for Presidents of The Big Pussy League – Towleroad

Subway Jared must really want his own suite in the Ninth Circle of HELL – Jezebel

Melania Trump came through on her promise to sue The Daily Mail – Just Jared

Devious Maids got canceled. This is sad news for the two of us who watched, because we won’t find out what happened to Marisol and won’t get to see Susan Lucci’s gorgeous face every week – SOW

The “Barb” in The Tonight Show’s Stranger Things parody is more like Dorothy Michaels on crack – OMG Blog

 

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