Archives: September 2016

Britney Spears Talked About Her Conservatorship A Little

September 29, 2016 / Posted by:

Every Starbucks in England has filed for an emergency bailout of much-needed supplies because they are out of everything and that could mean only one thing: Britney Spears is over there! Brit Brit is in London where so far she’s busted out her flawless lip-synch act during the Apple Music Festival and did The Jonathan Ross Show. Brit Brit’s interview with Wossy (look at me speakin’ Brit-esh!) taped yesterday (it’ll air on October 1st) and according to a couple of people who were in the audience, she went off script a bit. Brit Brit actually said the word “conservatorship” out loud. And when she did, London the Dog’s ear’s perked up, the hairy pussy strip on Adnan Ghalib’s chin fell off and her old pink wig threw itself off of its wig head at the Smithsonian. It’s at the Smithsonian, right?

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Ben Affleck Really Wants To Get Divorced

September 29, 2016 / Posted by:

Damn, Ben Affleck looks tense. Either he’s trying really hard not to look back at the nanny, or he’s the type of guy who immediately goes into flex mode when he notices that someone is looking at him. My guess is: both. But it could also be because he’s getting frustrated that a lot of his conversations with Jennifer Garner begin with “Hey, so…about that divorce.

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Emily Blunt’s Least-Favorite Hollywood Word Is “Likable”

September 29, 2016 / Posted by:

It’s too bad The Hollywood Reporter couldn’t secure Jessica Fletcher, who is obviously the number-one spot on that 25 Power Authors list, for a cover shoot. Since she’s too busy solving murders on the east coast to pose for pictures, they got the next best thing, which is apparently The Girl on the Train author Paula Hawkins and Emily Blunt. Emily stars in the film adaptation of The Girl on the Train. I haven’t read the book, but I did watch the trailer. Emily’s character Rachel is an always-drunk who can’t stop stalking her ex-husband and maybe might have murdered someone. Some might describe her character as “unlikable.” But don’t call her that around Emily Blunt. Emily Blunt hates that word.

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Hot Slut Of The Day!

September 29, 2016 / Posted by:

Mackarel Jordan!

Mackarel Jordan must’ve come from the waters off of Japan because pure potent 100% fuckery fills his fish veins. Mackarel Jordan is a character from a sports entertainment company called ZOOperstars! and he’s been working games and the halftime circuit in America for years. Mackarel Jordan must’ve gotten a craving for some British meat, because over the weekend, he entertained the crowd during a football game between Derby County and Blackburn Rovers at iPro Stadium in Derby, England.

Mackarel Jordan’s thing is that he plays on the field with a human for a bit and once he gains that poor bitch’s trust, he runs up, opens up his gaping fish hole, eats them, chews on them for a bit and then barfs them up, leaving them half-naked, confused and scared. Angelina Jolie really doesn’t have anything on this mega man eater. I haven’t seen a hot trick gobble up that much man since the Pamela Anderson/Tommy Lee sex tape.

And it’s a damn shame that Mackarel Jordan isn’t a giant superstar. I mean, his act has everything: drama, suspense, inflatable fish and a half-naked man!

via Mashable

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Birthday Sluts

September 29, 2016 / Posted by:

Adore Delano (27)
Sasha Lane (21)
Halsey (22)
Lo Bosworth (30)
tWitch (34)
Zachary Levi (36)
Mackenzie Crook (45)
Russell Peters (46)
Nicolas Winding Refn (46)
Natasha Gregson Wagner (46)
Erika Eleniak (47)
Luke Goss (48)
Jill Whelan (50)
Les Claypool (53)
Roger Bart (54)
Julia Gillard (55)
Stephanie Miller (55)
Andrew Dice Clay (59)
Drake Hogestyn (63)
Bryant Gumbel (68)
Ian McShane (74)
Jerry Lee Lewis (81)
Robert Benton (84)
Madeline Kahn (1942-1999)

Pic: Instagram

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