Archives: September 2016

Birthday Sluts

September 26, 2016 / Posted by:

Serena Williams (35)
Lilly Singh (28)
Nev Schulman (32)
Jessie Pavelka (34)
Christina Milian (35)
Jake Paltrow (41)
Dr. Luke (43)
Shawn Stockman of Boyz II Men (44)
Sheri Moon Zombie (46)
James Caviezel (48)
Ben Shenkman (48)
Jillian Barberie (50)
Jill Soloway (51)
Nicki French (52)
Melissa Sue Anderson (54)
Tracey Thorn (54)
Cindy Herron (55)
Linda Hamilton (60)
Olivia Newton-John (68)
Mary Beth Hurt (70)
Bryan Ferry (71)
Anne Robinson (72)
Kent McCord (74)
Jonathan Goldsmith (78)
Winnie Mandela (80)
Philip Bosco (86)

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“Making A Murderer” Steven Avery Got Engaged To A Woman He’s Only Met Once

September 25, 2016 / Posted by:

Apparently Making A Murderer’s Steven Avery didn’t have enough on his plate. With possibly being framed and then convicted for murder, having his nephew Brendon Dassey possibly framed and then convicted for murder, being the subject of a polarizing Netflix documentary, trying to get his conviction reversed, having his former fiancee jump ship and tell the press that he was allegedly a monster who beat her, and then having his most recent fiancee end their engagement this past January. No, that wasn’t enough. He needed more drama. He has reportedly been dating Lynn Hartman for the past eight months. They met in person for the first time last week, according to the Daily Mail, and they’re now engaged.

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Lady Gaga Is Pretty Much Confirmed For The Super Bowl 51 Halftime Show

September 25, 2016 / Posted by:

Lady Gaga  recently spotted getting bullshit over her Jeep breaking down in the desert and staging a mini-Coachella in response, looks to be locked-in to run the halftime show during Super Bowl 51. I realize the costumes will be as out there as humanly possible. We’ll probably be able to see whatever she wears from space. But please, Stefani, keep the demin panties at home. While enduring watching the epilepsy-taunting vid for Perfect Illusion, I kept thinking I saw gap and it wasn’t the kind we know as “thigh.”

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Josh Brolin Got Married

September 25, 2016 / Posted by:

Former champion booze brawler and Ryan Gosling’s fake ass accent-derider Josh Brolin got married to his former assistant yesterday. UsWeekly reports that Babs Streisand’s step-son wed Kathryn Boyd in a romantic ceremony in Cashiers, North Carolina. The guests included Babs and Josh’s dad James Brolin, the newly man-bunned Bradley Cooper, and Jimmy Kimmel’s not-so-secret sidepiece Matt Damon.

Josh and Kathryn began dating in March of 2013, which was only a month after UsWeekly confirmed he and his ex-wife Diane Lane had split. In a related inquiry, does anyone know if Tom Hardy is looking to hire a new assistant? Unfortunately, I got a D in Typing For Business in high school, but I have a host of other talents that don’t require pecking away at a keyboard, if you smell what I’m stepping in.

Josh isn’t just famous for his pretty good Tommy Lee Jones impression in otherwise shitty movies with no reason for existing. He had a notorious tendency to get thwacked and engage in ridiculous (and public) slapfights. He was also arrested for spousal battery in 2004 after ex-wife Diane rang up the police to report that he allegedly hit her. She didn’t file charges and the couple’s spokesperson claimed that it was a misunderstanding and that they were embarrassed the matter went this far.

Josh checked into rehab in November of 2013. The couple were engaged in May of last year. Best of luck, you two.

In other news, it turns out that Josh looks good nekkid if you stand several feet away and he’s sitting in such a way that his thigh is presented in the best possible trailer park light.

Once upon a time, there was a dude who didn't give a… 😳🇺🇸

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Gennifer Flowers Accepted Donald Trump’s Sorta-Invite To The 1st Presidential Debate

September 25, 2016 / Posted by:

Deranged off-brand kreemsicle and Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump was obviously enraged by opponent Hillary Clinton inviting his arch-nemesis, billionaire Mark Cuban, to tomorrow night’s presidential debate. Mark will reportedly be sitting in the front row at Hofstra University. What was Donald’s response to this? He’s sort of invited one of her husband Bill Clinton’s more well-known mistresses, Gennifer Flowers, to sit in the front row as well. She accepted! Presidential Race 2016: Keeping It Classy©!

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