The Difficult Brown Bailed Out And Has Vowed To Fight The Lies Against Him

August 31, 2016 / Posted by:

Chris Brown started his day yesterday by saying, “Fuck the police,” on Instagram after he was accused of pointing a gun at a woman, and his day ended with the police saying, “No, fuck YOU,” to him after taking his $250,000 bail money. The Los Angeles Times says that Chris bailed out of the Los Angeles County Jail at 11:15 last night. He has to show up to a hearing on September 20. Fisty was booked on suspicion of assault with a deadly weapon, which is a felony, for allegedly threatening a chick with a gun at his house in Tarzana early yesterday morning. Chris swears that he’s innocent and that he couldn’t have waved a gun at a woman, because he was asleep. Maybe Fisty was asleep. Some tricks walk in their sleep, maybe Chris Brown pulls guns on women in his sleep. It’s very possible.

After Chris Brown was released, his lawyer Mark Geragos tweeted this:

I would have to say that the proudest moment of my legal career so far is when I got to tweet #TeamBreezy in defense of one of my clients.” – Mark Geragos while speaking at his alma mater. I really hope he got paid double for that #TeamBreezy crap.

While he was at the police station, Chris was drug tested and it won’t be a surprise if he tests positive for some shit. Drugs were reportedly found by cops at his house, and he also threw a duffel bag full of drugs and guns out a window. If you watched any of the Instagram videos he posted (they’re gone now), then you too probably have something in your system, because I’m sure you got secondhand tweaker high.

Meanwhile, TMZ has pulled out some shit on Baylee Curran, the ex-beauty queen/Instagram model/actress who accused Chris Brown of going Chris Brown on her. Baylee won Miss California Regional this year, but her crown was snatched from her 2 months later after she reportedly lied about some naked pictures she took. (In the pageant world, it’s always 1984 and you can still lose your crown from a camera lens capturing your smilin’ snatch.) The NYPD also wants to talk to Baylee about something that went down at The Plaza Hotel in 2013. Baylee was accused by an ex-friend of trying to steal her Louis Vuitton purse. The security chased after Baylee and she dropped the purse, but was able to run off with the stuff ($200 and a wallet) inside it. The friend later took out a restraining order against Baylee. Baylee has screamed that she’s innocent and it’s her friend that’s the thieving thief.

Baylee Curran, which sounds like the name of a weird cocktail made from Bailey’s and black currant liqueur, has talked to TMZ, Extra, Entertainment Tonight and E! News so far. Some have said that Baylee must be trying to milk this for attention since she’s talking to anyone who will put a camera in front of her, but she says she doesn’t need the attention. She’s already on the K-List, as in the Kind-Of-Well-Known-List, thankyouverymuch!

“I don’t lie, I would never lie. Why, for what? I don’t need the publicity. I’m already kind of well-known being Miss California Regional, modeling, upcoming actress, so if I was doing this for fame or something of that sort why would I do it this way? I would say to Chris, be the good person that I know you are. He knows what he has done… I would say, just come out with the truth, because I’m sure it will come out one day anyway.”

Err, if she doesn’t want people to think she’s a liar, she probably shouldn’t have said, “…the good person that I KNOW you are.

Pic: Splash

 

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