Night Crumbs
Calvin Harris used his manager’s birthday as a reason to post a picture of his half-naked body on Instagram. Yes, that move is desperate and his thirsty ass should take a sip from the water bottle he used to stuff his undies, but I am not complaining – Popsugar
What Nate Parker really wants to say is, “Okay, what do I have to say for you to forget those rape allegations and go see my movie?” – Lainey Gossip
Hmmm…I would try to figure out what Brit Brit Spears has on her body, but I’m too busy wishing I could put my mouth on that ice cream – Drunken Stepfather
The Bachelor continues to show how important diversity is to them by casting different shades of white men – Reality Tea
If Kanye West picked this whorrendously busted ensemble, then he found the perfect outfit that says, “I hate you Kim” – Egotastic
James Corden wishes there was more fat love in rom-coms – Celebitchy
Either Ryan Lochte just made a warm poopy burp in his Underoos or he’s trying to remember Cheryl Burke’s name just in case one of the adults asks him on camera – The Superficial
Oh God, Auntie Hilaria’s moves are rubbing off on Hailey Baldwin – Hollywood Tuna
Did I just press my eyeballs against the screen to get a better view of Tony Goldwyn’s blurry peen? Yes I did! – OMG Blog
Ariel Winter and coochie cutters have reunited – The Nip Slip
“Hey all, sorry I’m late, I rushed right over from my other job as a hostess at a Star Trek-themed restaurant.” – Popoholic
Since Mark Ruffalo suggested Matt Boner for the role of a transgender woman in a movie, he wants to talk to the trans community about their disappointment with the casting – Towleroad
Hope Solo’s professional soccer career is probably done – WWTDD
Hey, you may as well live it up if you’re going to risk going to prison for life by smuggling millions worth of cocaine (aka a week supply for Charlie Sheen) – Starcasm
Okay, but why did Just Jared use a picture of Megan Fox in a post about Kim Kartrashian? – Just Jared
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