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August 31, 2016 / Posted by:

Calvin Harris used his manager’s birthday as a reason to post a picture of his half-naked body on Instagram. Yes, that move is desperate and his thirsty ass should take a sip from the water bottle he used to stuff his undies, but I am not complaining – Popsugar

What Nate Parker really wants to say is, “Okay, what do I have to say for you to forget those rape allegations and go see my movie?” – Lainey Gossip

Hmmm…I would try to figure out what Brit Brit Spears has on her body, but I’m too busy wishing I could put my mouth on that ice cream – Drunken Stepfather

The Bachelor continues to show how important diversity is to them by casting different shades of white men – Reality Tea 

If Kanye West picked this whorrendously busted ensemble, then he found the perfect outfit that says, “I hate you Kim”Egotastic

James Corden wishes there was more fat love in rom-coms – Celebitchy

Either Ryan Lochte just made a warm poopy burp in his Underoos or he’s trying to remember Cheryl Burke’s name just in case one of the adults asks him on camera  – The Superficial 

Oh God, Auntie Hilaria’s moves are rubbing off on Hailey BaldwinHollywood Tuna

Did I just press my eyeballs against the screen to get a better view of Tony Goldwyn’s blurry peen? Yes I did! – OMG Blog

Ariel Winter and coochie cutters have reunited – The Nip Slip

Hey all, sorry I’m late, I rushed right over from my other job as a hostess at a Star Trek-themed restaurant.” – Popoholic

Since Mark Ruffalo suggested Matt Boner for the role of a transgender woman in a movie, he wants to talk to the trans community about their disappointment with the casting – Towleroad

Hope Solo’s professional soccer career is probably done – WWTDD

Hey, you may as well live it up if you’re going to risk going to prison for life by smuggling millions worth of cocaine (aka a week supply for Charlie Sheen) – Starcasm

Okay, but why did Just Jared use a picture of Megan Fox in a post about Kim Kartrashian? – Just Jared

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