Blac Chyna is once again proving she totally deserves that Kardashian fetus in her body by posing half-naked and knocked-up for a magazine, this time for Elle. Blac Chyna looked a living John Kricfalusi cartoon in her Paper spread, but she looks someone human in these pictures, which are saying to me, “If the glove does fit, use it to cover a tit.”
Blac Chyna didn’t just pose in her underwear with her bump out for attention. She also spoke about her ex-fiance and the father of her son Tyga. Sorry, did I say spoke? I meant to say “read his cheap ass.”
It’s no secret that Kylie Jenner’s broke boyfriend has a problem with money. Just yesterday his Ferrari was repossessed (which, in a hilarious twist of irony, happened while he was shopping for a Bentley with Kylie). Apparently he was like this long before he hooked up with his teenage ATM.
Chyna says that Tyga started pursuing her when she was still stripping at the King of Diamonds strip club. Tyga asked her to come on tour with him. Chyna turned him down, because she is a get money bitch of the highest order. She didn’t want to walk away from a job where she made up to $15,000 a night. Eventually Tyga found another way to get that one-on-one time with Chyna. He cast her as his love interest in the video for “Rack City“, which he paid her a whopping $2,500 for. According to Chyna, that’s not the number Tyga should have written on her paycheck.
“I should’ve gotten more. He’s kinda cheap.”
I think I’m with Chyna on this one. $2,500 doesn’t seem like enough to pretend you’re attracted to that goofy looking lizard. That’s Chyna’s fault, though. She should have negotiated a higher salary based on her body’s value at the time. “Blac Chyna doesn’t get her chemically-plumped rump out of bed for anything less than $4,000 or a 70% off coupon for plastic surgery.”
Chyna’s not dwelling on it and doesn’t care that Kylie Jenner is with her cheap leftovers:
“When you don’t want to be in a relationship with somebody anymore, you don’t give a fuck what they’re doing. I was just like, Thank God I’m out of that situation.”
She also talked about her future husband’s family. Well…sort of.
“We all have a really good relationship right now. Everybody is talking. Everything is good.” When I try to probe deeper, she snaps. “I said everybody is fine now. Can you please move on?”
You can read Chyna’s full interview here. One thing Chyna told Elle was that she decided to do Rob & Chyna to show everyone that she’s not a “bad person” or “a stripper ho.” Why does she say “stripper ho” like it’s a bad thing? At least she’s got a clear answer for when people ask why she’s famous, unlike some people she’ll soon be related to. “How did I get famous? Well, uh, you see, my sister once…uh…next question?”
Pic: Williams + Hirakawa/Elle