Two months after she finally decided she was officially done inspecting the crotch of Nick Young’s gymshorts for traces of away game strange, Iggy Azalea has found love. Or at least found someone willing to take her on an expensive makeout-filled vacation to Mexico.
Iggy Azalea is currently in Cabo with rapper/former Kardashian boyfriend French Montana. UsWeekly says that back in July, Iggy and French were seen “hanging out” and having “good chemistry” together in Las Vegas, which all sounds like tabloid polite talk for two people who banged each other in Vegas. It sounds like we can upgrade their situation from whatever it was last month.
A source tells UsWeekly that Iggy and French are “very much a couple.” They add that Friggy have been “all over each other.” TMZ says French pulled out his checkbook and paid $60,000 to fly Iggy and some friends to Cabo last Saturday. TMZ adds that Friggy dropped a subtle hint that they were together by letting one of their friends Snapchat a video of French resting his head on Iggy’s foam insulation ass last Saturday. Later on in the week, they were caught kissing each other by the paps.
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I’m sure part of Iggy is worried that it’s only a matter of time before the water in her glass ripples Jurassic Park-style and an angry jealous Khloe Kardashian comes rage running at her screaming “French MINE!“. But I don’t think she should be that worried. After all, Iggy and Khloe have so much they could bond over. Like comparing all the man-made materials in their bodies, or dating a guy who looks like a Simpsons character. I think I smell a new friendship!