Night Crumbs
Charlamagne Tha God told known donut terrorist and evil child Ariana Grande Latte not to “lick any pastries” at the MTV VMAs last night. Just for that, I bet that Girl Damien did lick and spit on every pastry that was backstage – Lainey Gossip
Joanna Krupa and Brandi Glanville are still legally fighting over Brandi calling Joanna a low-tide-smelling home wrecker – Reality Tea
Kim Zolciak’s husband got her an 11-carat diamond ring for their anniversary. That’s good news for the IRS, because they’ll have something else to seize when Kim and her man can’t pay their taxes after spending all their money on dumb shit – Celebitchy
I just spent way too much time (read: 3 seconds) trying to see if I can see Stella Maxwell’s nipple knobs through her dress – Egotastic!
Bella Thorne’s blurry nipples almost made an appearance on Snapchat – Drunken Stepfather
Some villain named Deathstroke is probably going to be the main bad dude in Ben Affleck’s Batman movie. Ugh, why is Lola Lasagne never the main villain in a Batman movie? – The Superficial
The United States may have won the most medals at the Olympics this year, but who cares about that! What makes me even more proud to be a citizen is knowing that many American dudes were down there trying to get Brazilian dick on Grindr – Towleroad
How is this not on GOOP? – Jezebel
Why hasn’t Jennifer Lopez won an Emmy for her accurate portrayal of an NYPD detective yet? I mean, every NYPD detective I’ve seen is constantly in full MAC counter makeup and glam hair – Popoholic
I hope Brit Brit Spears and Justin Timberlake collaborate on an all-denim fashion line – Popsugar
Seriously, David Blaine, who?! – Hollywood Tuna
This IS News: Taylor Swift is done with jury duty – Just Jared
Pretty Little Liars has been killed off after 7 seasons – HuffPo
Playgirl’s list of the 10 sexiest men of 1981 tells me that everyone in Playgirl’s office was coked up back then – Boy Culture
Joe Jonas took his top off for votes. Don’t get any ideas, Trump! – SOW
Pic: Wenn.com