If you’re having too good of a Sunday and are looking for something to bum you all-the-way out, you’ve come to the right place!
As many people know, Mariah Carey and her older sister, Alison Carey, haven’t talked or had any contact with each other in years. Mimi reportedly cut off contact with Alison after she sold a story to The National Enquirer and threatened to write a tell-all. Alison has been open about her addiction to heroin and how she’s worked as a pussy peddler on-and-off for years. Alison is also HIV positive. Alison has to use the tabloids to get a message to her sister, and the last time she did that was back in March when she begged Mimi for money. Alison claimed that she survived a violent home invasion attack that left her needing brain surgery and a hip replacement. Alison asked Mimi for help. Alison reportedly inherited $1.6 million from their father Alfred Carey when he died in 2002, and she used some of the money to set up trust funds for her children. The rest she blew on the bad shit.
Alison is still in a bad way, because The Daily Freeman reports that 55-year-old Alison was arrested on Friday in Saugerties, NY after an investigation led to the police finding out that she was hooking out of a hotel room for a week.
Alison got caught and was put into handcuffs after a cop went undercover as a john. The police said that when Alison was arrested she told the cops she’s Mariah Carey’s sister. Alison got her johns by posting ads on an Internet site (probably Craigslist) and one of them went like this:
Im a pretty lady looking for guys who are looking to have some fun and get into a world of pleasure that other woman just cant provide two you,woman with the ability to make the earth move for you and to get you to see stars, oh yea with me its,ITS SUCH A SWEET,SWEET FANTASY BABY, WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES I COME AND TAKE YOU ON AND ON.
Alison couldn’t pay the $1,000 bail so she went to jail. She’ll be in court on Tuesday. The police also said that anyone who has been with Alison and didn’t know she was HIV positive should “see their doctor.”
THAT AD! True story: I once went to a birthday party in a private room at a karaoke bar. When everyone took their drunk asses home, my drunk ass stayed and warbled out Always Be My Baby by myself. Up until I read Alison’s ad today, I thought my drunken and lonely karaoke moment was the saddest thing to happen to a song off of Mimi’s Daydream album.
Pic: Saugerties Police Photo