Earlier this month, everyone reported that Justin Bieber was maybe-dating Lionel Richie’s barely 18-year-old daughter Sofia Richie. The last time we heard about Justin’s (dry heaves) sex life, he had maybe ditched Sofia for a model named Bronte Blampied. I know you’re all dying to know if he’s still with a person whose name reads like an eye exam test. He’s not. At least not right now. Justin was recently in Mexico with Sofia, and by the looks of the heave-making PDA display they put on, they’re definitely currently a thing.
TMZ says that on Friday, one day after Sofia turned 18, Justin and Sofia got on his private jet and flew down to Cabo. That’s nice that Justin took her to a place where she could legally drink. It would suck to spend every night in the hotel room watching TBS as Justin pounded Scrawny Toddlers (PediaSure and vodka) at the bar. Justin and the reason for why his Instagram page no longer exists have been all over each other. TMZ has the pictures. The photos don’t include any shots of Justin’s maple stick. But they do include Justin’s bare ass crack.
Justin Bieber & Sofia Richie — Besos de Cumpleaños en Cabo (PHOTO GALLERY) https://t.co/giEgDYo7JP
— TMZ (@TMZ) August 28, 2016
I have so many questions. What the hell is Sofia wearing? Which leads me to my next question: what the hell is Justin wearing? It looks like neither of them packed their suitcases properly for this trip. I am 99% sure neither of them are wearing bathing suits that have ever belonged to them. Sofia’s ensemble is pretty much the exact same thing I wore when my 10-year-old self went to my cousin’s pool and forgot my swimsuit (aka one of my teenage cousins’ old training bras and a pair of Hanes Her Way cotton briefs). Justin looks like he stole his trunks off a bench in the change room after senior fit swim.