Open Post: Hosted By A Granny Getting Her Groove On In A Waffle House Parking Lot

August 26, 2016 / Posted by:

This video of a memaw slaying the beat and heating up a Waffle House parking lot in Georgia with her scorching hot moves was posted on Facebook by Abby Tucker all the way in the olden days of 2014, but it just started making the rounds on the internet this month. I wish I would’ve seen it sooner, because it would’ve been nice knowing that brawls and fights aren’t the only viral-worthy shit that happens at a Waffle House.

The waffles that ole’ girl ate must’ve been just thing she needed, because before leaving, she danced like nobody’s watching. Only when you dance like nobody’s watching in a Waffle House parking lot, everybody is watching. This Giddy Up Granny twisted, swirled, went low and went high. The devil went down to Georgia just so he could take in the flames shooting off of the Dancing Queen of the Waffle House. She should never have to pay state taxes again, because she’s making Georgia a better and happier place with her parking lot performances.

There’s a lot of giggling and laughing in this video, so you may want to watch it on mute and blast your song of choice instead. Since this dancing hero is twisting like she did last summer, you may want to play Let’s Twist Again, but I went with a real classic: Killing You Hoes by Trina.

Oh dville… You’re on some strong stuff

Posted by Abby Tucker on Sunday, July 20, 2014


Dear Ellen DeGeneres, please don’t ruin this true star for us by bringing her on your show and putting her on every single episode. Your show somehow has a gift for making “viral stars” really annoying. Don’t do it! Okay, okay, maybe Ellen will give her a new vehicle and maybe that new vehicle will be a pick-up truck complete with a stage and lighting system on the back so she can really give the people a show!

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