Hot Slut Of The Day!

August 24, 2016 / Posted by:

Ivena “Ivy” Smailes, the centenarian hero who asked for “hunky and burly firefighters” for her 105th birthday and got it!

When you’ve gone through 100 years or more of living on this planet, you’ve earned the right to ask for whatever you want on your birthday. Some keep it simple and ask for a mug of whiskey and to be left the fuck alone, and others, like Ivy Smailes asks for some memaw nipple-tingling hotness in the form of mens in uniform. Ivy lives at the Addison Court Care Home in the English village of Crawcrook in Tyne and Wear, and one of the workers there tells ABC News that every year she makes a few special requests for her birthday party. For her big 1-0-5, Ivy asked for singers, dancers, a cake and HOT FIREMAN ASS.

Now, I don’t know if Ivy wanted the kind of “fireman” who blasts Hot Stuff by Donna Summer and then makes everyone prepare to dial 911 by humping her lap with his ass while only wearing a fire chief hat and a firehose thong. Or if she wanted real firemen, but she got real firemen. Firefighters from the Tyne and Wear Fire and Rescue showed up for Ivy and one of them even crawled through a window for her. Debra Carter, a staff member at Addison, said this about Ivy’s big born day party:

“[Ivy] sends us little challenges for her birthday every year and this year she asked for firemen. We had the local fire brigade come … through the third floor balcony window. They were more than happy to help!”

Here’s video of a firefighter coming through a window to present Ivy with her cake. I’m not sure, but I do think she’s looking at that real fireman and wondering why Hot In Herre by Nelly isn’t filling her ears and why isn’t that “firefighter” giving her a lap dance.

Memaw Ivy said that her party was “out of this world.” Debra also said that Ivy is already giving them ideas for her 106th birthday party: “She’s already said that next year she wants to meet Prince Harry.” Atta girl! There will be hope for me if Prince Hot Ginge actually shows up for Ivy’s 106th birthday party. All I have to do is make it to 106, and maybe just maybe, a 100-year-old PHG will show up to my birthday party…and he better strip.

Pic: Tyne and Wear Fire and Rescue 

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