The Rock v. Vin Diesel beef mostly smelled like candy, ass and boiled Muscle Milk, but if you put your nostrils close enough to it, you’d swear that you could also smell the scent of STUNT (which smells like every Taylor Swift perfume mixed together). Life & Style says that you smelled right. Their sources claim that the two buff billiard balls do have their differences, but they decided to take their feud, pull its pants down and shoot its ass up with gallons of steroids. They are playing up their beef so they can “have it out” in a WWE match that will promote Fast 8. Fast 8 opens on April 14, 2017 and WrestleMania 33 is happening on April 2, 2017.
The source has turned our worlds upside down with this stunning development:
“They are playing a huge prank, and it’s all for publicity. The Rock convinced Vin to amp up the drama between them so they could turn it into a WWE match to help promote the April 2017 release of Fast 8.”
I know, two famous and rich motherfuckers scheming up a scripted stunt to promote something and get more money? This has never happened before. If Life & Style is telling the truth, then these two probably think it’s just a silly stunt, but it’s actually done a lot of damage. How will any of us ever trust anyone again? If you’re married, go to the Law Offices of LegalZoom right now and file for divorce from your wedded piece, because if you can’t trust The Rock, how can you trust them? If you have a work retreat coming up, don’t go, because if you can’t trust The Rock, how can you trust your co-worker to catch you during the trust fall exercise? And the next time you hear Would I Lie To You? by the Eurythmics, let Annie Lennox know that, yes, yes she would lie to you, because The Rock has. Everything is a lie!
But The Rock can make it up to all of us. During that STUNT QUEEN battle royale at WrestleMania, The Rock needs to pin Vin down and motorboat that candy ass until every tooth in his mouth has a cavity on it.