Like a rainbow and a fully hard 8-inch dick, new pictures of Dolly Parton come across your eyes only once in a while, so when I saw these paparazzi pictures of her, I snatched them up real fast. Dolly was gracious enough to grace the lens of the paps with her glamour as she visited Fox & Friends in NYC today.
I was going to say that Dolly’s ensemble would look like a tacky mess on anyone other than her, but that is just not true. That ensemble by itself is still taste personified from those gummy peach earrings to that Chanel couture blazer to the naranja fishnet gloves to the gold heels on her feets. (I take back that Chanel comment. Kunty Karl could never create something that opulent.) It’s as if the style of the rich twin sisters and the hillbilly twin sisters from Big Business morphed into each other and then threw themselves onto Dolly’s body. Dolly is giving me “Peg Bundy’s long-lost rich Southern sister.”
Add these pictures to the list of reasons for why American Vogue is no longer an authority in high fashion. I mean, someone like Kendull Jenner is on the cover of Vogue and a true American fashion icon and vanguard like Dolly hasn’t ever gotten the cover. How can Anna Wintour sleep
at night in her coffin during the day?