Night Crumbs
Bella Thorne came out as bisexual on Twitter after a fan saw her kissing another chick on Snapchat and asked her if she’s into peen and poon. I saw Bella kissing a girl on Snatchchat yesterday, because I have an account and I also follow her on there. So yeah, since I’m obviously your 13-year-old daughter named MyKaylee, I’m going to need you to give me some money, because my friends and I are going shopping at Forever 21 after school tomorrow – Just Jared
Amal Clooney looks like she’s trying to keep from exploding with joy while riding on the back of George Clooney’s Harley – Lainey Gossip
Usain Bolt celebrated his birthday by getting on a piece who wasn’t his girlfriend – Celebitchy
Lindsey Vonn captioned this pic, “I love Mondays…especially when you get to the gym and your trainer starts laughing at you because your dog ate your pants…literally.” Uh huh, like she didn’t put those holes in her leggings herself just so she’d have an excuse to show her nalgas. Blaming it on the dog. Shameless! – Drunken Stepfather
IMPRISON THOSE DECEPTIVE GUTTER HEFFAS IMMEDIATELY! – The Superficial
Amber Rose may go from the champagne room to the ballroom – Reality Tea
ScarJo must have had one major cold sore – Popoholic
The Frank Ocean album that his fans have been waiting 5,894 years for will debut at #1 on the Billboard Top 200 chart – Towleroad
It’s not really a Ryan Murphy anthology series unless Sarah Paulson is in it, so she’s playing Geraldine Page in Feud – Pajiba
Another day, another story about Tyga owing somebody money – Jezebel
Cool story time, I once hooked up with a dude who had a duvet cover with the same print as Jessica Alba’s dress. And after looking at that print, you’ll probably wonder if the dude I hooked up with was a 72-year-old grandma from Georgia – Hollywood Tuna
Tampa took one of Amy Schumer’s jokes seriously – WWTDD
Hillary Clinton was the carne in a Biel and Timberlake sandwich – HuffPo
Sleigh Bells is suing Demi Lovato for sampling their song without asking them – OMG Blog
Exes Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield hung out together and that’s great and everything, but for why is he wearing your granddaddy’s favorite sweater? – Popsugar
KFC made the perfect sunscreen for those of you who have always wanted to be attacked by stray dogs on the beach – SOW
Pic: Bella Thorne’s Snatchchat