I have good news and bad news. The good news is that here’s pictures of panty creamer legend Jason Momoa flexing his arm muscles while climbing. The bad news is that he’s not climbing your ass.
Last week, Jason went to Spain with his wife Lisa Bonet and their kids for vacaciones, and on Friday, he got away from them for a second to promote his friend’s climbing gym in Barcelona by partaking in a climbing contest. It’s stories like this that make me wish I was friends with Jason Momoa and also had a climbing gym in Barcelona that needed promoting. If I owned a gym in Barcelona and Jason Momoa, my friend, agree to promote it, I’d say to him, “Okay, J-Mom, I’m thinking that we should host a climbing contest and you’re the only competitor, and you have to do it naked and also hang a sign with my gym’s name on it from your peen.” Then he’d say, “Dude, that’s wrong and you’re creeping me out. Stop it.” Then I’d say, “Okay, okay, you can wear a shirt, but the sign hanging off of your peen is an important part of my marketing campaign.” *CLICK* We’d have the best friendship!
And here’s more pics of Jason Momoa including some for all you sucio foot fetishists out there.