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August 22, 2016 / Posted by:

Leonardo DiCatchAHo is out and Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are in as the hosts of a Hillary Clinton fundraiser in L.A. Nobody is probably more sad about this news than Bill Clinton, because he’s been looking forward to hanging out with The Pussy Posse and a bunch of models in the hot tub of a stretch Hummer limousine headed to the after-party – Lainey Gossip

I watched Tom Daley compete at the Olympics on Saturday, and I both shook my head and laughed when he messed-up his final dive and the commentator immediately said, “His dreams are shattered.” – Celebitchy

Something for you to file away in the folder marked Highly Important: Phil Collins’ daughter has a nipple ring – Drunken Stepfather

I see that Joyce Giraud, formerly of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, learned witchcraft and managed to put a hex on Carlton GebbiaReality Tea

Kim Kartrashian’s dekoy may have tricked the paps if she glued two beach balls full of soil jelly to her butt- The Superficial 

The S is soft! It’s supposed to be smooth like buttah!” – Barbra Streisand screaming at Siri for not saying her last name right – Towleroad

Justin Bieber’s latest piece-of-the-second is named Bronte Blampied. I don’t know if that sounds like the name of a really complicated sex act or like the name of a rejected Hunger Games character – WWTDD

Bette Midler is sorry for that tweet about Caitlyn JennerJezebel

The paps still take pictures of Ali LohanEgotastic!

Professor Ty Ty Baby is teaching a course at Stanford and sadly it’s not on smizing and booty toochin’ – HuffPo

And on today’s episode of Tales From The Thirsty Side… – Popoholic

Speaking of thirsty, here’s a topless and wet Idris ElbaSOW

Harry Potter has racist friends – OMG Blog

Looking like two baby plastic hippos trying to drown each other – IDLYITW

After that link above, you may need a palate cleanser, so here’s the natural beauty of Chloe KhanHollywood Tuna

That Napster douche would offer highly respectable thespian Sir Ian McKellen $1.5 million to dress up as Gandalf to officiate his wedding – Just Jared


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