Tserenbaatar Tsogtbayar and Byambarenchin Bayaraa, the Mongolian head wrestling coach and assistant coach who gave us some man nipple action and body when their dude lost the bronze medal in Rio yesterday!
At the end of yesterday’s 65kg freestyle wrestling bronze medal match between Ikhtiyor Navruzov of Uzbekistan and Ganzorigiin Mandakhnaran of Mongolia, Ganzorigiin (thank GOD for copy + paste) seemed to be the winner. His coaches did a victory run to the mat, brought out their country’s flag and celebrated. But USA Today says that they shot a load of victory a little too prematurely, because those hating ass judges gave a penalty point to Navruzov and declared him the true winner.
How do you say “Ain’t that a fucking bitch?” in Mongolian?
The coaches tried to challenge the call, but the judges really broke their victory boners by letting them know that the call could not be challenged. So they did what anyone else would do after going on an emotional roller coaster ride that took them from YAY to FUCK THIS SHIT. They stripped in protest! One coach just took off his shirt, but the other one served up some serious Mongolian beef by stripping down to his undies. Security escorted the coaches and their nipples of rage off of the mat as the audience chanted “Mongolia! Mongolia!”
I don’t know the rules of wrestling, because I’m too busy screaming, “KISS! Take each other’s clothes off!“, at the screen to pay attention, so I’m not sure if Mongolia was robbed or not. But I do know that those coaches have the right idea and I hope that “loser stripping” becomes a thing. And by that I mean that I hope Alexander Skarsgard, Joe ManJello, Idris Elba and Jason Momoa are all nominated for an Oscar and all lose hard.