Meet Shaun Miller. He goes by the evocative nickname of “Shizz.” Shizz Miller is an accused heroin dealer who had been sought by local police and the DEA for months since a series of raids in Hyannis, MA back in April failed to capture his ass. When police and the feds finally located him and surrounded a South Yarmouth, MA house he was holed up in, he hit upon a novel way to elude them. Dress up like a creepy old man from Jackass!
The Cape Cod Times reports that Shizz came ambling out of the house sporting a molded mask that made him look like a wizened oldster (see above). It sounds like he almost got away with it.
When police realized it was a disguise, they pulled off the mask and took him into custody, the statement says.
“It was Hollywood quality,” Barnstable police Lt. Mark Mellyn said of the mask. “It was unbelievable.”
The cops found loaded handguns and 30,000 in cash in the house. Miller is definitely NOT the shizz, and has been charged with possession and intent to distribute.
In an odd twist (not that odd), my mom lives in Yarmouth (no, really). When she wants to evade police capture, she dresses up as Daria.