Mel Gibson’s split with his ex Oksana Grigorieva continues to demonstrate how it was the prototype for Johnny Depp and Amber Heard’s divorce proceedings – very, very messy.
Back in March, Oksana asked Mel to increase his child support payments from $20,000 a month to over a $100,000. Inflation! This was followed by the courts freezing her yearly divorce settlement payout because she took her ass on the Howard Stern show in 2013 and mentioned him a few times. This violated a non-disclosure agreement. Please remember that she turned down Mel’s initial offer of 15 MILLION to keep quiet about his ragey, racist, and allegedly physically abusive ways in the hopes of acquiring more of his cash. In the end, she ended up with $250,000. Every human who ever married for money still sheds a tear when they recall that incident.
Finally, though, Oksana is getting paid. Kind of. She needs to use it for rent because it was upon agreement that she move out of Mel’s 2.4 million dollar Sherman Oaks rental house .
TMZ reports that Mel’s sugartits must have been jiggling in hilarity when he heard that Oksana wanted a 400% increase in baby mama money. However, he really misses that jacuzzi. That’s where the blowjob magic supposedly happened. Perhaps Mel’s luck at receiving his long-sought after blowjob was somehow linked through quantum physics, probability or some sort of oral sex feng shui geography to that jacuzzi. So, he agreed to up her child support to $30,000 if she cleared out. Oksana agreed and she’s now reportedly renting a place in Malibu.
Mel has been cleared to return to his beej hot tub and maybe that’ll calm his ragey ass down