Night Crumbs

Orlando Bloom went off to Japan and while he’s there, I hope a good Samaritan who cares about the internet’s unquenchable thirst for peen hands him a paddle board and points him toward the nearest naked beach  – Lainey Gossip 

Nobody understands Jaden Smith and Jaden Smith knew that a quick minute after coming out of the womb – Celebitchy

One of Justin Bieber’s ex-pieces got her Instagram hacked and her hacker posted an old fake nude of the Canadian Ryan Lochte – The Superficial 

What in trampy sad clown going to a funeral HELL is Olivia Palermo wearing? – Drunken Stepfather

A few WWE wrestlers got suspended for injecting, snorting or guzzling some shit they shouldn’t have – WWTDD

And yet another trick has stolen Melon Cat’s signature look – Reality Tea

The teaser trailer for American Horror Story: Sorority House has to be the most terrifying teaser trailer in the show’s history! Hold me… – Towleroad

Here’s a Venti something-or-another motorboating Hilary Duff – Popoholic

This Pac-Man clip starring the Balloon Popping Dog needs to be made into a full movie – Hollywood Tuna 

Julianne Hough and Nina Dobrev got their Instagram THOT on – IDLYITW

I wonder what kind of gifts the cast of Blade Runner 2 are going to get from Jared Leto? – Just Jared

Happy Friday, here’s a buffet of Jason Momoa nipples – Popsugar

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