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August 18, 2016 / Posted by:

Charlie the blue pants-wearing chicken!

Phoebe Price’s reign as the best-dressed chicken on the stroll has come to an end and that title now belongs to Charlie, a chicken from Prescott, Arizona who nearly worked the seams off of a pair of hot blue pants as though he was performing in his catwalk final at Barbizon and was going for a perfect grade. Charlie not only got a perfect grade, but dude got extra points. Charlie’s walk set fire to the yard and I won’t be surprised if RuPaul changes “sissy that walk” to “poultry that walk” on the next season of Drag Race in honor of Charlie.

Charlie’s human Debra Snodgrass (Side note: Why can’t “Snodgrass” be my last name?) recorded and posted the video on Facebook, where it’s gotten over 1.7 million views as of right now. It is seriously just a video of a chicken in blue pants walking around, but as far as I know, it’s the only video on the internet of a chicken in blue pants walking around (cut to a YouTube search showing 3,000 videos like this), so of course it’s bringing in the views. Press play and start singing, “‘Cause every hen’s crazy ’bout a sharp dressed cock.”

Charlie's back at it again with his blue pants!! Jukin Media Verified (Original)
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Posted by Debra Snodgrass on Sunday, August 14, 2016

 

And yes, this is how the chicken uprising begins. It begins by putting a chicken in bright blue pants. Charlie isn’t going to let humanity get away with this!

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