It feels like the news has shown me that video of a hero rescuing a woman and her pooch from a Miata being swallowed by the floodwaters in Baton Rouge at least 4,500 hundred times, but beyond that, I haven’t seen that much coverage. (“Bitch, that’s because you get all your news from PornHub.” – you “Too-shay” – me) It’s like the news has been all about the Olympics and what flaming smegma gob came out of Donald Trump’s yell hole today. They haven’t really put tons of focus on the flooding in Louisiana that has killed 11 people and left thousands homeless. Taylor Swift decided to raise awareness about the flooding and also tell us that she donated $1 million to help the victims, so she gave a statement to the Associated Press:
“We began The 1989 World Tour in Louisiana, and the wonderful fans there made us feel completely at home. The fact that so many people in Louisiana have been forced out of their own homes this week is heartbreaking. I encourage those who can to help out and send your love and prayers their way during this devastating time.”
Tay Tay also donated $500,000 for Nashville flood relief in 2010, and she gave $100,000 to help out the flood victims of Cedar Rapids, Iowa in 2008. Dosomething.org also named her the most charitable celebrity soul in DA WORLD for four years straight. Some of us cynical whores are probably thinking to ourselves, “Tax write-off and damage control payment, I see!,” but a million dollars can help a lot and her statement could push others to help. (Speaking of, Nola.com put together a list of ways to help.) Meanwhile, one of Tay Tay’s arch rivals Kim Kardashian just ordered a pair of matching his-and-hers $3 million canary diamond anus cuffs for herself and Kanye.