Open Post: Hosted By Way Too Much Beauty, Glamour And Gentility For One Post

August 17, 2016 / Posted by:

You probably aren’t reading this, because you’re at the Geek Squad to get your computer fixed after it shut down and farted up a giant smoke cloud. I know that usually happens when you come to this skank site, but it happened this time because no machine can take the high-octane dual elegance of Angelique “Frenchy” Morgan and the pink crown jewel of Hollywood that isĀ Angelyne!

The two pink swans joined forces in Malibu, CA yesterday to grace their loyal subjects (aka the paparazzi) with their demure presence. While wearing the uniform of the highest-paid truck stop hooker in Central Florida, Frenchy tried to keep up with Angelyne’s pose game. Frenchy gave it her all, but almost no one can come close to bringing it like the adult Hugga Bunch doll can. In fact, sources (that live in my head) told me that Angelyne’s hot pink chariot of perfection didn’t get busted from an accident. The bumper fell out as soon as Angelyne’s exquisite flamingo leg went up. Even Angelyne’s own car can’t take her hot moves.

Pics: Wenn.com

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