Night Crumbs
Amber Heard’s lawyers issued a statement about how they’re happy that everything is settled and that she was “vindicated in the Court of Public Opinion.” But one second later, they yanked that statement back hard and I could practically hear them screaming, “Shit, shit, fuck shit, we haven’t gotten paid yet!” – Celebitchy
Keira Knightley is playing The Sugar Plum Fairy in the mostly-ballet-less The Nutcracker movie. I’ve always hated The Nutcracker, so for once, it feels nice not doing a slow wall slide of sadness over Hollywood shitting on a piece of my childhood – Lainey Gossip
Brit Brit Spears wore her sleeping clothes to go hiking – Drunken Stepfather
If you still watch Survivor like I do, here’s the cast of Millenials (that you’ll boo) and Gen X-ers (that your old ass will probably root for) – Reality Tea
Shaun White is being sued for sexual harassment after allegedly sending his former bandmate gross texts including sucio porn shit and pics of random dicks – The Superficial
A strange thing happened yesterday, Ariel Winter went outside and didn’t wear coochie cutters – Hollywood Tuna
Emma Roberts’ jacket looks like it came from Hot Topic’s Suicide Squad collection – Popoholic
When Simone met Zac – Boy Culture
Nate Parker released a statement about the news that his rape accuser died by suicide in 2012 – Jezebel
Now that he’s got some free time, Thomas Gibson has decided to join Twitter – SOW
Oh, Sharon Stone’s nip just wanted a little sun – (NSFWish) The Nip Slip
The cover for Lady Gaga’s new single looks like a birthday card found in the clearance section of a Walmart – Just Jared
Blake Shelton mouth farted out a generic “sorry if you were offended” apology about those tweets that came back to get him – HuffPo
Well, if Hillary Clinton is ever in the mood to get into some strap-on fucking, she has a bottom that’s willing and able – OMG Blog
Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson walked together – Popsugar
Pic: Wenn.com