Back in June, it was reported that Ashley Olsen had maybe joined her sister Mary-Kate Olsen in the Wealthy Pocket Trolls Who Do Rich Old Guys club. 30-year-old Ashley was seen on what appeared to be a date with 59-year-old painter/nightmare maker George Condo. Ashley’s rep (a baggy black caftan that came to life one day) said their “date” was actually just a “business meeting.” Well, Ashley and George have been having more “business meetings.”
Gashley apparently had a really busy weekend. People says that Ashley and George were seen having a “cozy” lunch at a restaurant in New York City. A source spills that Ashley and George sat in one of the “romantic” corner booths. For those of you who just got the mental image of Ashley scurrying up her 59-year-old date to sensually slip torn-off pieces of sandwiches into his mouth, you can stop. The source says they were “definitely close, but not touchy-feely.”
But it got touchy-feely on Sunday. A source tells Page Six that they saw Ashley and George at another restaurant. The source originally thought Ashley was having dinner with her grandpa, but that was ruled out when they started “holding hands and snuggling.” I’m going to guess Page Six’s source was a cloud hovering overhead, because that’s some shade. The source adds that it was “obvious” that something was going on between the two of them. What made it so obvious? You know what, I don’t think I want to know. It’s never the right time of day to picture a dude popping up his lap napkin after being asked by a winking Olsen twin if they want to see her try to fit a whole cocktail olive in her mouth.