August 16, 2016: The Day Justin Bieber’s Instagram Page Went Dark

August 16, 2016 / Posted by:

Instagram is a little less douchey today, because Justin Bieber has come through on his promise to lock out his fans from his page. After the Beliebers spit out gloppy drool balls of hate at the Biebs’ current girlfriend, 17-year-old Sofia Richie, on Instagram, he threatened to punish their evil asses by making his page private. Early this morning, the Biebs took his promise to another level by deleting himself from Instagram. But as some Beliebers put on their Janie and Jack brand black veils to mourn the death of their toddler god’s Instagram page, many others are celebrating like weed has been legalized everywhere, Kraft has brought back Jell-O 1-2-3 and Playboy Enterprises has announced that they’re launching Playginge and its inaugural issue will feature pictures of a naked Prince Hot Ginge. Many are happy and the hashtag #JustinBieberDeactivatedParty was trending for hours.

The sandbox drama started after the Biebs splattered his IG with picture after picture of him with his new teen piece. The makers of Xanax all thought to themselves, “Hmm… maybe we should make a chewable Flinstones version for the crazed Beliebers?”, after his fans raged about Sofia Richie in the comments of the Biebs’ Instagram. The Biebs told his disciples to stop the hate, but they didn’t and so he deleted himself from Instagram.


The Biebs’ accounts on Facebook and Twitter are still up and running, but I’m sure he’ll pull a Demi Lovato and be back on Instagram before I press the publish button on this post. He won’t be able to fight the shakes he’s getting from not watching his likes go up after posting a picture of absolutely anything, and where else will he meet another “model” to date after he dumps Sofia?

During the Biebs little tiff with his fans, Selena Gomez popped into his IG comments to tell him to stop being a meanie to his fans, and the two had a little back-and-forth for a second. Selena may have regretted spitting at the Biebs, because she apparently Snapchatted this:

When the whole Taylor Swift vs. KimYe fight went down, Selena Gomez said that there are more important things to talk about and why can’t people use their voice for shit that matters? Maybe Selena decided to take her own advice, and instead of fighting with her ex on social media, she’s going to write an op-ed piece about Syria for Highlights. I’m sure.

And here’s pictures from last night of the fetus Yoko Ono who brought down the blessed union between Justin Bieber and the fans he already hated to begin with.

Pics:, Splash

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