[Note: While looking for pictures of Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber on a photo agency’s website, this one came up and I immediately thought to myself, “Justin Bieber looks 10,000% less insufferable and much more mature in that picture.” That’s actually an old picture of Selena with the Biebs’ little brother, but it still works.]
Yesterday, J. Harvey posted about how the threat of a code 10 Belieber meltdown may be upon us, because Justin Bieber threatened to make his Instagram private after his fans spewed hate all over several pictures of him with Lionel Richie’s 17-year-old daughter Sofia Richie. The Biebs is probably dating Lionel’s child and his crazy fans don’t like it and even hit Sofia with death threats. The Biebs told his fans to stop hating, his fans told him that they’re not the boss of them, and as all that drama went down in the playpen, Selena Gomez popped up to spank him on his overfilled Pampers.
Under the Biebs’ message to his fans on Instagram, his former au pair Selena Gomez gave him a talking to when she posted (and later deleted) this comment:
If you can’t handle the hate then stop posting pictures of your girlfriend lol-it should be special between you two only. Don’t be mad at your fans. They love you and supported you before any one ever did.
The Biebs wasn’t going to let Selena back talk him like that, so he puffed up his chickenhawk chest and tried to read her like a Little Golden Book. Actually, a Little Golden Book may be too advanced for him. He tried to read her like a Dick and Jane book:
It’s funny to see people that used me for attention and still try to point the finger this way. Sad. All Love.
I’m not one for anyone receiving hate. Hope u all can be kind to my friends and eachother. And yes I love my beliebers.
Selena wasn’t going to let that child sass her like that, so she hit him back and accused him of cheating on her ass:
Funny how the ones that cheated multiple times, are pointing the finger at the ones that were forgiving and supportive, no wonder fans are mad. Sad. All love.
And finally, the playground soap opera drama came to an end when the Biebs caused the children to gasp by accusing Selena of cheating on him with Zayn Malik:
I cheated…oh I forgot about You and Zayn?
Justin Bieber is Justin Bieber so this kind of shit is expected of him. But Selena Gomez is 24 years old, so she’s way too old for this. I haven’t seen such a pathetic display since Friday night when I created a fake Facebook account so that I could drunkenly leave the comment, “eww u nasty trash whores deserve each other,” under a picture of my ex-boyfriend and his new boyfriend. But seriously, Selena’s mentor and best friend Taylor Swift is going to be so disappointed with her. I mean, who airs crap about their relationship on Instagram for free?! You write a whole album on them and then drop hints that all your songs are about them during interviews. Don’t get mad, get $$$$$ from exploiting your relationship in song. Has Taylor taught you nothing, Selena?
Selena isn’t the only one turning on the Biebs. His ex-partner in Instagram attention whoring, Hailey Baldwin, posted (and deleted) this message after he unfollowed her on Instagram:
Poor Biebs…. Well, at least he can always count on his adoptive daddy Usher to provide him with heaving bosoms for him to cry on. The day that Usher turns his back on Justin Bieber is a day you’re probably looking forward to because it’ll mean that I’ll have to stop making “jokes” about the Biebs crying on Usher’s heaving bosoms.