On Friday night, TMZ posted a video of a plastered Johnny Depp violently breaking crap and letting out slurry groans like a drunk threatening bear. The video was shot by Amber Heard a few months before he allegedly attacked her in May. And today, TMZ posted more evidence of Johnny getting violent and losing his shit. They posted one heave-inducing gross picture of Johnny’s tip-less finger, which they say he got while raging during a fight with Amber. They posted another picture of a mirror with the words “Starring Billy Bob Easy Amber,” which Johnny allegedly wrote in his own blood and blue paint after he accused Amber Heard of cheating on him by passing her poon to Billy Bob Thornton. That is gross, but I still don’t think it tops that whole “blood vial necklace” thing as the grossest story involving blood and Billy Bob Thornton.
Back in March, production on the latest Pirates of the Caribbean movie was put on hold in Australia after Johnny messed up his hand and had to fly to the US to get surgery. There were rumors that Johnny jacked up his hand during a drunken fit, and according to Amber, that rumor is true. Amber’s side has submitted pictures in her domestic abuse case against Johnny, and the pics were apparently taken last March in Australia. Amber claims that Johnny broke an important rule that was told to me during my tragic raver days. I was told to never ever mix ecstasy and booze, but Johnny allegedly did.
Amber and Johnny apparently got in a fight in their rented villa in Australia, and while rolling in the deep (and I don’t mean that in an Adele way), he broke bottles, windows and slammed a plastic phone against a wall. Johnny ended up cutting off his finger tip on one of those broken items. Amber paints so there was dark blue paint in the room, and Johnny reportedly became Vincent Van Gross when he dipped his bloody finger stump in it and wrote those words on that mirror. That’s Pete Doherty’s influence at work.
Amber has worked with Billy Bob, and Johnny thinks he was one of many dudes she boned on the side during their marriage. Amber denies breaking her marriage vows on Billy Bob Thornton’s dick.
The pictures are at TMZ, and the close-up of his blue paint-stained hand and mangled finger will either give you the queasies or give you a craving for sweet and sour pork (sorry).
— Daily Mail Celebrity (@DailyMailCeleb) August 15, 2016
Amber’s side says that Johnny waited almost 24 hours before getting medical treatment and by the time doctors got to his finger, they couldn’t re-attach its tip. They made a new tip from a flap of skin from his hand. This whole story is like a PSA about the dangers of mixing E and the sweet nectar. It’s like a brain-scarring scene out of an after-school special.
Those pictures will be seen by the court if the trial starts on Wednesday. Amber finally gave her deposition on Saturday, but TMZ says that both sides are working to keep the case from going to trial. They have apparently agreed on a settlement amount. Amber and Johnny don’t have a prenup, so she’s entitled to half of everything they made together (after taxes and expenses) during their 15 month marriage. Sources say that Amber wanted tons of money, but eventually agreed on around $8 million including lawyer fees. The settlement isn’t a done deal yet, because Amber wants Johnny to admit that he abused her on May 21 in a joint statement and he won’t do that because he claims he never got physically violent on her.
The trial start date is still over a day away, so things can possibly get messier if that’s even possible. But part of me thinks that the trial date will be pushed back after Johnny Depp checks into rehab and not for booze abuse, but for “exhaustion,” because he’s so tired from signing all those legal papers.
And here’s Amber with her lawyers before her depo on Saturday: