Hot Slut Of The Day!

August 13, 2016 / Posted by:

Kyper!

Kyper deserves to be HSOTD for the simple fact that he’s making your whole body pucker with that tank top, gold chain and leather gloves action. That whole look is very “guido cat burglar” and I’m feeling it. But Kyper is getting the HSOTD stamp of honor today for being the Emperor of Hip Hop in the 20th century the 1990s the year 1990 one week in 1990.

Kyper (born name: Randall S. Kiper) is a musical artiste from Baton Rouge, Louisiana who had his biggest hit in the very early 90s. I completely forgot that Kyper existed until reader Angelo reminded me of him. Wikipedia tells me that Kyper had a few club hits, but the only song I know of his is the minor hit “Tic Tac Toe,” which sampled “Owner of a Lonely Heart” by Yes. It hit #14 on the Billboard Top 40. That boggles the mind, because it should’ve been the mega hit of the 90s thanks to lyrics like, “X, and O. As in sex, maybe so,” and the video! You got Kyper serving up swap meet MC Hammer and magnificent pec cleavage, along with pure 90s cheese and a set that looks it was once used to shoot a public access game show.

Kyper seemed to stop making music in the mid-90s. He probably figured, why bother. I mean, when you’ve won the ultimate game of Tic Tac Toe by making an artistic masterpiece like that song and video, why try to top a work that cannot be topped?

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