A video that Amber Heard shot of her drunk-ass wreck of a husband Johnny Depp remodeling his kitchen has appeared. In it, Depp demonstrated that you don’t need contractors to give your kitchen a whole new look. Just get shit-faced enough that trash bags, cabinet doors, and wine glasses become your sworn enemies and beat the shit out of them. You can then just get some peon to shovel out the debris, and you’ve got a blank slate to work on. Welcome to the next chapter of Johnny and Amber’s The Neverending Divorce Story.
In the video that TMZ acquired, Depp looks like the tallest, drunkest, and grumpiest Hobbit in the Shire as he staggers around the kitchen at Bag End, slamming cabinet doors, and disrupting the warm center of family life. While recording, Amber asks Johnny what the drama is, and he tells her it has nothing to do with her except he says it in that language we call “Sulky Passive-Aggressive Drunk.”
Amber asks Johnny if he drank a bottle of wine and tries to calm him down. She says she was sorry for something although she was not specific.
Things get scary when he asks her if she wants to “see crazy?”
Oil Slick Johnny, looking like a deranged prospector enraged because he knows he left gold in that Hefty bag but he JUST COULDN’T GET IT OPEN, then empties about 3/4 of a bottle of wine into an enormous glass. Seriously, Olivia Pope doesn’t drink from wine glasses that deep. Depp then informs Ms. Heard that he’s going to show her the aforementioned “crazy.” Oh oh. Then he notices he’s being recorded. He goes for the phone and everything goes Blair Witch. The end. TMZ says that this video is from “months before the May 21 incident in which Amber claims Johnny struck her.” Sources from Johnny’s side argue that the video is hocus pocus.
The video is “heavily edited” and there are portions where Amber is seen smiling and egging him on. The sources add the video was a complete set up by Amber.
Harvey Levin’s crack legal expert (aka that one girl in the halter top who sits two cubicles away from where Harvey shelves his tits during the show) opines that the video won’t be admissible in court. That’s because of the editing and the fact that the asshole in the hat didn’t give permission to record him.
TMZ adds that Amber has released a statement denying that she leaked the video. She also says that she “underestimated the toll” all of this sloppy drama would take on her and wants to settle things now.
Ambiguity reigns. Who knows what’s what? But the vid isn’t a good look for Depp. Neither is him constantly wearing an entire Claire’s store on his body. But this one is way worse.
The video is below if you want to see it: