Night Crumbs
Tom Hiddleston is following Taylor Swift on Instagram now and this means two things: I guess contract renegotiations were successful and everything in the world is right again. I don’t even remember a life before this important moment! – Lainey Gossip
Um, is Kanye West trying to say that he wants to send his wife to the guillotine? – Celebitchy
Jill Zarin is acting like she doesn’t get on her knees and beg Andy Cohen to take her back every time she sees him – Reality Tea
Anthony Weiner may be back to his man sluts ways, and if he is and sends more dick pics, can he please use better lighting this time? Think of the people, Weiner! – The Superficial
If you squint, you can sort of make out the DuPont label embossed into Kylie Jenner’s ass – Drunken Stepfather
Will somebody crown Ariel Winter as the Queen of Coochie Cutters already? – The Nip Slip
Wigs Don’t Turn You Gay: A PSA from Amber Rose – Towleroad
But why is Rita Ora wearing titty guards? – Egotastic!
And why is Salma Hayek working the bangs my sister had in the 2nd grade after my mom tried to cut them herself? – SOW
Charlotte McKinney shows us that if you really want to look like an L.A. girl, wear a cardigan as a shawl during summertimes – Popoholic
That pleating (or whatever you call it) on Kelly Brook’s dress makes it look like her torso is frowning – Hollywood Tuna
Alexander Skarsgard as a crooked cop with no morals is a wet dream fantasy I didn’t know I had – Pajiba
Courtney Stodden dragged Brody Jenner for dragging her – Starcasm
Dear Beyonce, Brit Brit Spears and every other pop star in the game, you can take a break now, because the master of live vocals and hot moves is back! – OMG Blog
Baby Wipes and his wife named their new son Hero, and yes that name is a wreck, but it did make me think of a Bonnie Tyler song, so it’s not that bad – Just Jared
Sarah Paulson is playing a real live human in the next American Horror Story – Popsugar