Taylor Kinney Really Wants To Get Back Together With Lady Gaga

August 11, 2016 / Posted by:

Last month, people started whispering that the romance between Lady Gaga and Taylor Kinney had gone bad (almost as bad as that joke). Not too long after, Gaga tapped the metaphorical mic and announced that it wasn’t bad, just stale enough to be taking a break. Gaga explained she didn’t know what was going to happen to them, but that she believed they were soulmates and hoped they could work it out. Taylor, on the other hand, appears to be a whole lot less que sera, sera about the whole thing.

A source tells UsWeekly that Taylor and Gaga have been talking, and it sounds like most of the conversation have involved Taylor sitting at his window each night, Fievel-style, and wondering when Gaga will come back to him. Taylor really hopes to be Lady Gaga’s full-time piece again. And good news for Taylor, there’s a good chance it could happen.

“There is absolutely still a chance they can get back together. She still feels terrible and hopes it can work out.”

When Taylor and Gaga decided to put their¬†engagement on hold, she blamed it on long-distance and busy work schedules. The last time I checked, Gaga is still a singer and Taylor is still a pretend firefighter on Chicago Fire, so maybe Taylor has a plan to fix that. I hope it doesn’t include a life-sized talking cardboard cutout of himself that follows Gaga everywhere she goes. All it would take is for one horny Chicago Fire fan to get their hands on it, and the only thing left will be two cardboard ankles and the battery-operated speaker.

Poor Taylor. I wonder what made him realize just how much he missed Lady Gaga? I bet it probably happened after the first time he took a rando home from the bar. “So, how many layers of makeup would you say you’re wearing? Only one. I see. And you didn’t make any of these clothes using a glue gun and craft scraps? Yeah, you know what, I’m not feeling this anymore. I think you should go.

Pic: Wenn.com

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