Night Crumbs

A really, really rare blue lobster was caught off of Plymouth, Massachusetts and I’m wondering is this what your crotch crustaceans look like if you’ve got blue waffle disease? – Jezebel

And based on that dress, Amal Clooney ran out of that charity event early to go to a Bugsy Malone-themed costume party – Lainey Gossip

Backdoor Farrah’s mound of wet dingles brain spit up so many thoughts, so many crazy thoughts, during a podcast interview – Reality Tea

Cillian Murphy is Marvel’d the hell out. Uh huh, until they come calling, because nobody turns down Marvel money – Celebitchy

Michelle Jenneke, the Australian hurdler who gave the internet a leaky boner, is back! – Drunken Stepfather 

It’s truly amazing what daily lipo, rib removal and 23-hours of wearing a waist trainer can do! – The Superficial

Here I was thinking that I was a shoo-in for a Pulitzer for my piece about a dolphin snatching an iPad. But sadly, I’m going to lose out to this investigative journalist from The Daily Beast who not only uncovered that gay men are everywhere, even the Olympics, but also discovered that we like to do sex with each other! – Towleroad

Hugh JackMeOff freaked tricks out by (probably) wearing his Old Man Logan makeup on Instagram, and I still would – Pajiba

If you haven’t been introduced to 50 Cent’s stack of quarters dick, here you go – OMG Blog

Chris Pine in an outfit once worn by Larry from Three’s Company: Would you? – Popsugar

Bar Refaeli had a baby – Just Jared

Tommy Cruise still hasn’t seen Suri Cruise, and what’s really strange is that Scientology scientists still haven’t made a clone of her in their lab yet. Or have they? – HuffPo

Pic: Boston Globe