This is the second time in 2016 that we’re talking about Mel Gibson’s gold digger baby mama Oksana Grigorieva. I don’t know what kind of backwards mistake rotation the earth made on New Year’s Eve to cause so many fame whores of the past to get attention in the present.
The last time we talked about Oksana and the horny human catcher’s mitt known as Mel, she asked him to increase his monthly child support payments for their 6-year-old daughter Lucia from $20,000 to over $100,000. Oksana’s really going to be crossing her fingers and praying hard to Saint Sugartits for that child support increase now, because TMZ says an appearance on Howard Stern back in 2013 cost her half a million dollars.
Way back in 2011, when turning down a $15 million settlement backfired hard on her, Oksana was told that if she wanted any of the $750,000 Mel was willing to give her, she had to keep her mouth shut about their relationship. The $750,000 was to be distributed over a span of 5 years, which means Oksana really had a #getmoney challenge ahead of her. Sadly, she failed. In 2013, Oksana went on Howard Stern. She didn’t spill a ton of tea about her angry throbbing neck vein of an ex; just a few drops here and there. But it was enough to get her in trouble. TMZ says the California Court of Appeals believes Oksana’s interview were a breach of their settlement agreement, which means she won’t be getting the remaining balance of her settlement.
It was previously reported that Mel still owed Oksana $375,000. TMZ says that number is actually closer to $500,000. So in the end, she ended up with $250,000. Although that amount doesn’t even technically exist, since Oksana declared bankruptcy two years ago.
I’m all for following the rules (I’m Canadian, after all). But the internet tells me Mel Gibson’s net worth is $450 million. I know Oksana broke the rules, but can’t we all agree that she deserves at least a couple million? It’s not like he’ll miss it, and if anyone deserves some of Mel’s money, it’s the person who made a kid with him and now has to deal with his ass on a weekly basis.
The optimist in me doesn’t want to believe this is the end of Oksana. Oksana had big, beautiful dreams for her bank account, and I want her to achieve those dreams. Oksana has two children with two famous actors (Mel and Timothy Dalton). What’s that they say about third time’s the charm? I have faith in you, Oksana! Never stop reaching for the
stars dollar signs.