The Rock And Vin Diesel Still Hate Each Other, Apparently

August 10, 2016 / Posted by:

After hearing that The Rock’s Instagram takedown of a Fast 8 co-star was about Vin Diesel, you most likely spent the entire night staring at the ceiling of your bedroom, because how could you close your eyelids and go mimis knowing that a millionaire boulder sculpture hates another millionaire boulder sculpture? You couldn’t! Well, prepare to spend another sleepless night counting the specks of glitter on your popcorn ceiling, because I can smell what The Rock is cooking and it’s still beef. (And I’m assuming you’re the kind of classy bitch who has glitter popcorn ceiling.)

On Monday night, The Rock called out a “chicken shit candy ass” for being the opposite of professional during shooting of Fast 8, and the poultry dingle who shits Jujubees turned out to be Vin Diesel. TMZ reported that The Rock’s IG rant caused weirdness on the set in Atlanta, so he and Vin got together to try to work it out, but nothing got worked out. Vin and The Rock shot their scenes together and a quick second after they wrapped at 1 this morning, Vin gave a goodbye speech and said, “Daddy’s gone,” (he would) before quitting that bitch for good. Vin was scheduled to be done with filming anyway, and the studio released his ass.

Many of us figured that The Rock and Vin’s feud started when Vin drank all the Muscle Milk in the craft service area (which is nothing but a pool full of Muscle Milk). But TMZ’s source says that both of them have giant egos that make up 90% of their body weight and so they’re constantly butting bald shiny heads.

Another source tells People that it’s all The Rock’s fault!

“Tension has been building up for months. Vin has been having problems with The Rock because The Rock keep showing up late for production. Sometimes he doesn’t show up at all and he’s delaying the production.”

But other sources say that Vin is the one who has a reputation for being as pleasant as syphilis, and on the set of the last Fast & Furious movie, he always showed up late and sometimes never left his trailer.

Hmm… I took another whiff of what The Rock is cooking and this time I smelled the sweet scent of STUNT QUEENS! If this fight is a PR stunt, then I hope they take it all the way and are planning a rumble at the Fast 8 premiere, because every part of me wants to see The Rock pound Vin’s candy ass on the red carpet.

And today, The Rock showed us who’s really the daddy when he posted this video on Instagram and wrote a note about how they’re a family and families fight and blah blah blah…

My FINAL WEEK of shooting #FastAndFurious. There’s no greatness ever achieved alone.. it’s always a team effort. We promised an epic prison break out for you guys and we delivered. HUGE THANK YOU to my ohana (family) stunt coordinator JJ Perry and his bad ass fearless stunt team – as well as my cousin and incredible stunt double @samoanstuntman. Thank you team for the willingness to “die hard” and drop your blood & sweat daily for our movie. #MyStuntBrothers #Loco4Life You guys reading this know how much I believe in the idea of TEAM EFFORT. That means respecting every person, their time and their value when they step on to my set or partner with our production company. And like with any team – that’s a family – there’s gonna be conflict. Family is gonna have differences of opinion and fundamental core beliefs. To me, conflict can be a good thing, when its followed by great resolution. I was raised on healthy conflict and welcome it. And like any family, we get better from it. At the end of the day me and #F8 co-stars all agree on the most important thing: Delivering an incredible movie to the world. #Fast8 #IcemanCometh #FamilyGrowth

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Who cares about that fight, what’s this about an amazing prison scene? I’m confused. If they just shot the prison scene of all prison scenes, why are they all still wearing clothes and not covered in sweat and stickiness? The Rock must have a really weird definition of “prison scene of all prison scenes.”

Pic: Getty

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