Night Crumbs

August 10, 2016 / Posted by:

The Alien Lizard looked so charming with that hat on….until I remembered that he’s only here to gain our trust so that he can strike when we least expect it and take us back to his home planet where we’ll be his intergalactic slaves – Lainey Gossip 

It looks like the makers of red wine and Kleenex are sponsoring the next Super Bowl Halftime Show – Celebitchy

The divorce fight between Jules Wainstein of The Real Housewives of New York City and her husband is still in train wreck territory – Reality Tea 

Stop everything! An 18-year-old took a toke from a joint at a music festival – The Superficial

Harper’s Bazaar must have Photoshopped water into Miranda Kerr’s pool. Because since she’s engaged to a billionaire, I would think that her pool would be full of frozen diamonds – Drunken Stepfather

Colton Haynes’ interview with Out Magazine got really deep and really dark – Towleroad

Distract ’em with a nip slip as you grab for the wallet… Lindsay Lohan really is a pro! – The Nip Slip 

Diabetes, here I come! – Jezebel

For one brief moment, Hollywood Blvd. wasn’t a street of tackiness and trash. It was a street of beauty and perfection… – Egotastic!

The time I mistook Rita Ora for JLoPopoholic

This picture needs more Orlando Bloom peen – SOW

Jensen Ackles and Shannon from One Life to Live are going to be parents to be a pair of babies – Popsugar

Based on this video, I’m guessing that Caitlyn Jenner went to driving school in Russia – Hollywood Tuna

Kylie Jenner probably paid Tyga’s bail – Starcasm

Die Antwoord ripped every muscle in their arms with this reach – Pajiba

It took the miserable former fatty cunt long enough,” muttered Katherine Heigl under her breath – Just Jared

Pic: Pacific Coast News


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