Night Crumbs
The Alien Lizard looked so charming with that hat on….until I remembered that he’s only here to gain our trust so that he can strike when we least expect it and take us back to his home planet where we’ll be his intergalactic slaves – Lainey Gossip
It looks like the makers of red wine and Kleenex are sponsoring the next Super Bowl Halftime Show – Celebitchy
The divorce fight between Jules Wainstein of The Real Housewives of New York City and her husband is still in train wreck territory – Reality Tea
Stop everything! An 18-year-old took a toke from a joint at a music festival – The Superficial
Harper’s Bazaar must have Photoshopped water into Miranda Kerr’s pool. Because since she’s engaged to a billionaire, I would think that her pool would be full of frozen diamonds – Drunken Stepfather
Colton Haynes’ interview with Out Magazine got really deep and really dark – Towleroad
Distract ’em with a nip slip as you grab for the wallet… Lindsay Lohan really is a pro! – The Nip Slip
Diabetes, here I come! – Jezebel
For one brief moment, Hollywood Blvd. wasn’t a street of tackiness and trash. It was a street of beauty and perfection… – Egotastic!
The time I mistook Rita Ora for JLo – Popoholic
This picture needs more Orlando Bloom peen – SOW
Jensen Ackles and Shannon from One Life to Live are going to be parents to be a pair of babies – Popsugar
Based on this video, I’m guessing that Caitlyn Jenner went to driving school in Russia – Hollywood Tuna
Kylie Jenner probably paid Tyga’s bail – Starcasm
Die Antwoord ripped every muscle in their arms with this reach – Pajiba
“It took the miserable former fatty cunt long enough,” muttered Katherine Heigl under her breath – Just Jared
Pic: Pacific Coast News