Open Post: Hosted By The Dolphin Who Has The Right Idea

August 9, 2016 / Posted by:

Many scientific expert people have said that dolphins are the second most intelligent creatures after humans. I think this short clip proves that they’re actually thee most intelligent creatures before us humans.

ABC News says that a parkgoer at SeaWorld Orlando was shooting video at the dolphin tank when one of Flipper’s imprisoned second cousins made their feelings about iPads perfectly clear. I too have strong feelings about using an iPad as a camera in public. I was at the mall with one of my cousins once and she pulled an iPad out of her purse to take a picture of a damn stupid fountain. I immediately started walking away and when she asked me where I was going, I told her that I was off to file papers to have her legally removed from my family tree, because I just could not with her. This dolphin obviously shares my feelings.

In the clip, my hero snatches a pink iPad out of a lady’s hand and tosses it into the water. The lady puts her hand in the water and gets it out before walking away as an employee says, “As you can see, the dolphins can reach your loose items.” I need to introduce this dolphin to my cousin and to all the children who get in my way while playing Pokemon Go in the parking lot of a Target.

Of course that dolphin didn’t want to keep that lady’s iPad. In those few seconds that dolphin had her iPad, it just deleted all the pics and videos she took of it. That dolphin just wanted photo approval, that’s all!

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