Last night, Michael linked to some pictures of former Playboy Mansion clean-up girl Holly Madison looking beyond pregnant. It was as if she fell into some time hole and her baby instantly aged 3 years inside of her. I was starting to get worried that Holly was going to have to start shoving some early learning books up there so that her kid knows how to read when it finally emerges from her body as an adult. But I can stop worrying about such an insane situation, because Holly finally gave birth.
UsWeekly says that both Holly and her husband of almost three years Pasquale Rotella shared the news on Instagram and Twitter. Holly and Pasquale are already parents to a three-year-old daughter named Rainbow Aurora. Back in January when Holly announced that she was knocked up again, she told People that she thought she was having a baby boy this time around. Clearly Holly should register a 1-900 number for herself, because guess what? She had a baby boy. Holly didn’t really give any details with her announcement; she only Instagrammed a picture of her new baby holding one of her fingers and captioned it with three hearts and tweeted a baby emoji. Pasquale, on the other hand…
What an incredible week. A crazy, stressful start, which transformed into this magical moment. First, a five-year-long indictment against me was finally dismissed; then yesterday Holly, Rainbow & I welcomed a healthy 8-pound, 14-ounce baby boy to the family. Now I’m holding my beautiful son at the hospital reading amazing birthday wishes from all of you. Definitely one of the most memorable weeks of my life! Lots of love to everyone who took the time to post, tag or send me a message online. I’m grateful & touched! We’ll be heading home from the hospital later & I’ll be posting photos of the new baby soon. Thanks ‘n love you ALL! ????????
Congratulations on your 8-pound, 14-ounce baby, you two. And congratulations on avoiding prison, Pasquale. Much love to you at this happy time. Sadly, they both forgot the most important news about their new baby: the name. I think I speak for all of us when I say that we need to know what the people who named a child “Rainbow Aurora” named their son.