Night Crumbs
Michael Phelps’ circle hickeys have taken over the Olympics, and Goopy Paltrow must think that is so cute. Because for her, cupping is soooo 2004 and nowadays she gets rid of the toxins in her body by spewing shit out in articles for Goop – Lainey Gossip
Tom Daley and his diving partner Dan Goodfellow won an Olympic bronze model in Rio. In one of the pics of them reacting to the news, it looks like they’re getting into exciting nipple play – Towleroad
I’m sensing that Twitter will soon get another crazy rant from Brandi Glanville about insufferable LeAnn Rimes….. – Reality Tea
Normani Kordei of Fifth Harmony has quit Twitter because of racist trolls – Celebitchy
This clip of Brit Brit Spears making sweet mouth love to a hot dog should’ve been the video for “Make Me” – Drunken Stepfather
Kourtney Kartrashian admits that she sometimes thinks she’d be happy if her fame whore family’s reality show came to an end. In related news, Pimp Mama Kris has just ordered a DNA test to see if Kourtney is really her kin – Starcasm
Scott Eastwood may have bumped nipples with Charlotte McKinney – The Superficial
49-year-old R. Kelly is dating a 19-year-old and that’s gross, but well, 19 is practically cougar age to him – Just Jared
Two more women have come forward claiming that Bill Cosby assaulted them. That brings the number of alleged victims to: I Lost Count – Jezebel
For why wasn’t August 1st an international holiday? I mean, Howard the Duck turned 30 on that day! – Egotastic!
Tragic. All of it. – Hollywood Tuna
If a stereotypical Frenchman was transformed into a bikini, he would look like Hilary Duff’s beach outfit – Popoholic
It was nice of Heidi Klum to wear something see-through so that her nipples could enjoy the Drake show too – The Nip Slip
Justin Trudeau’s PM nips photobombed a wedding – OMG Blog
Holly Madison is really, really, really, really pregnant – IDLYITW
Please tell me that Mimi is going to play her Glitter character in season 3 of Empire – Popsugar
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