On the current cover of Star Magazine is a picture of Lindsay Lohan’s come-to-life V for Vendetta mask of a fiancé Egor Tarabasov grabbing her arms during a fight on a beach in Mykonos. The picture came from a video that was taken by someone who watched LiLo and Egor fight in a Jeep before she threw his cellphone onto the sand and he twisted her arm while trying to pry it out of her hand. It was yet another messy situation in LiLo and Egor’s messy Lifetime movie of a relationship. Over the weekend, The Daily Mail published an interview they did with LiLo about that video and the night he allegedly choked her out in London. LiLo also says that her barbecued turtle turd of a father Michael Lohan uses her for press and attention. I know, you better freebase Xanax right away, because learning that Michael Lohan is a low-down dirty attention whore is just too much of a shock to your nerves on a Monday.
During the July 4th holiday, LiLo was on vacation from her vacation of a life with Egor in Mykonos and they had a fight, which led to him running into her and grabbing her arm to get his cellphone back. Someone, probably a pap, took a video of it and sold it to the tabloids:
LiLo tells The Daily Mail that Egor was plastered in that video and she only took his phone after he took hers. She wouldn’t get into the details of the fight. As for the night when Egor allegedly attacked her in London, she says that they went out to dinner together and he went out afterward without her. When he got home, LiLo says she was asleep and he was real “aggressive” and attacked her. LiLo didn’t mention the tweets where she accused Egor of cheating on her with a Russian hooker. LiLo decided to talk to The Daily Mail because she says that there’s a zillion lies out there and she wants to set shit straight:
“I realise now you can’t stay in a relationship just for love. No woman can be hit and stay with that person if that person isn’t prepared to say sorry.
I wanted to do this interview because it’s time to tell the truth. There have been so many lies printed about me recently. I’ve kept quiet for so long but now I’m scared of what Egor might do to me and to himself. It’s not the first time. That’s the problem. But this time, someone saw. I didn’t call anyone, I’ve dealt with enough police in LA.”
She’s still wearing her engagement ring and has called Egor to meet and talk, but she’s not sure if they can work things out since she doesn’t feel safe around him.
“I know I’m not an angel but I’ve tried to fix things. It’s down to him now. I had suggested we go for couples’ counselling but there comes a time when I have to put myself first, my family, and also think about my career which I’ve worked so hard for. I also don’t want to let my fans down by not being the strong woman I have become.”
The word “actress” hasn’t been next to “occupation” on LiLo’s tax returns in a while, but she says that she’s ready to get back into acting full-time and she has a few projects in the works including Mean Girls 2. The Hollywood Reporter says that Mean Girls 2 is being bankrolled by In Your Dreams Productions, has a script written by the friend whose coke pants she wore once and will co-star Manti Te’o’s girlfriend.
As for her leech of a dad, LiLo says that she has cut off all communication with him after he talked to the press about the baby she was never pregnant with. Even though LiLo is done talking to him, Michael is not done talking about her to anyone who will drop a few coins into his PayPal account. Michael tells Hollywood Life that after seeing the video and screen shots of the fight, he has made it one of his missions in life to kick Egor’s ass:
“Lindsay said that he hit her. I can’t wait to get my hands on this guy, I literally cannot wait to be face to face with this kid. I am going to jail and he is going to the hospital. After seeing this, wait until I get my hands on him. All I have to say is he better not show up here. If he is in the United States and I find out where he is, there is going to be a problem.”
Oh yes, Michael is really going to git Egor, because he’s the only one who’s allowed to beat a Lohan.
Noted vagina kicker Michael Lohan knows that Egor doesn’t have a vagina, right? I would think that it’s physically impossible for Michael to kick a Egor because his foot would immediately sense no vagina in the near vicinity and abort.