Tyga “bought” his girlfriend, Kim Kardashian impersonator and Better Business Bureau favorite Kylie Jenner, another car for her birthday. Word is that the poor bastard can’t even afford these vehicles. Tyga and the repo man are closer than Kylie and illiteracy.
Alas, the rapper signed a kontract with the dripping-with-evil Pimp Mama Kris and it requires him to keep gifting Kylie with luxury cars. Kylie turns 19 on August 10, so Tyga presented her with a Mercedes-Maybach as an early b-day gift. E!
copy and pasted PMK’s provided dossier on the car’s exact value and specs estimates that the car is worth upwards of $190,000. Because the Kardashians and Ko. have to document every aspect of their lives on social media barring their bowel movements (don’t worry, I’m sure that’s koming), Tyga took Snapchat vids of Kylie being “surprised” by her gift. Could she have sounded any less enthused? She’s finding that banana more exciting than the insanely expensive car in front of her.
The makeup mogul was absolutely floored to see a brand new sports car with a giant red bow parked outside her house. Tyga can be heard singing “Happy Birthday” to his lady love, who offers a dramatic gasp before saying, “Stop! T!,” using his nickname.
“Wow. Yay. A car. Another car. Is this one leased in my name, too? Ugh, Mom has to start casting for a new boyfriend for me next season. Couldn’t he find a bigger bow? Mmm, banana. Potassium.”
Kylie also disinterestedly monotoned the scripted lines “What is happening?” as well as “I love you, T!” while inexplicably opening the back seat first to check it out? Maybe she thought she left some lip stain behind when PMK first had her check it out at the dealership.
Tyga presented a car to Kylie for her 18th birthday as well, and claimed that he purchased it for her. This year was a subdued driveway reveal. Last year was much more public and was followed by the news that Tyga had leased Kylie’s 18th birthday Ferrari in her name. He probably didn’t tell her right off because that’s a lot to write in a card. Say it with a Tiffany keychain and dinner at the Cheesecake Factory if you can’t afford it, Tyga!