It’s like a damn high school cafeteria round here’. All of these hussies were too busy spending their teen times strength-training to become pop stars, so they missed out on all the Mean Girl-ing. They’re making up for it now by releasing music videos yanking each other’s French braids. UsWeekly wonders if Calvin Harris’s latest video (for John Newman’s song “Olé” that he produced) might feature a couple of shots/scenes that flip a bird at
a snake his ex Taylor Swift.
In one scene, Calvin, Newman, and several models sit on rocks at the beach. Just like when Taylor and her current “pose with the cardboard cutout for this photo” boyfriend Tom Hiddleston did at her Rhode Island manse!
In another scene, Calvin, Newman, and several models sit on chairs. Just like when Tay Tay, Tom, Blake “Bland Camp” Lively, and Ryan “Kill Me Now” Reynolds did! Together! On chairs!
Finally, Calvin, Newman, and those very same models walk on the beach. Just like Swifty and Tom did! On a beach! Walking!
UsWeekly is probably right. Calvin kept his digs subtle and quit it right before making John Newman wear a tank top reading “I *HEART* CH!” while sporting a Debbie Harry circa “Heart of Glass” wig. All of this high schoolery foolery isn’t a good look for DJ Hurt Feelings. Dude is having serious trouble in letting go. He should just take his millions and find another irritating chick. Then again, spitefully pissing on an ex isn’t a first for him. It’s sort of his schtick.
Check out the video for “Olé” below and draw conclusions. Or clean the litterbox. Your call.