Night Crumbs

August 5, 2016 / Posted by:

If you’re planning to go to the beach this weekend and want to paralyze hos with your exquisite style, take a tip from important fashion icon Brit Brit Spears and go with an aesthetic that screams, “Tab-drinking, yellow Camaro-driving Florida MILF who auditioned for all 3 seasons of Rock of Love.”  – Just Jared

Aaron Taylor-Johnson brought some beardy and beefy hotness to an HFPA event – Lainey Gossip

Star Magazine says that Taylor Swift wants to turn next month’s Emmy Awards into The Presentation Of Taylor Swift’s Engagement Ring Event. Sounds about right – Celebitchy

Dude dates reality show trick and is then surprised when said reality show trick wants to film their relationship for her reality show – Reality Tea 

If Mimi doesn’t make Vogue’s best-dressed list, then Anna Wintour should be laughed out of the fashion industry for once and for all! – Drunken Stepfather

I see that Parasite Hilton got back into porn by filming a fuck scene with a hose – The Nip Slip

Ariana Grande Latte did Whitney Houston’sQueen of the Night” and it was more like the Queen of the Mumbles – Towleroad

Millionaire stars are just like us: Their credit card gets the big D while trying to buy stuff at H&M. But unlike us, Adele easily paid her bill by shitting out gold coins – Jezebel

Damn that Gisele! While she rehearses for the Olympics Opening Ceremony, I have to do these staged photo-ops for the paps” is probably what Alessandra Ambrosia Salad is thinking to herself in that pic – The Superficial

Vanessa Hudgens is giving me 90s goth secretary glamour – Popoholic

Suicide Squad fans should maybe direct their pitchforks of rage at Warner Bros. – IDLYITW

Margot Robbie and Cara Delawhatever wore matching pajamas outside – Hollywood Tuna 

Pic: Splash

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