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August 5, 2016 / Posted by:

The grandma who won the title of Beer Pong Queen at her 100th birthday party!

Usually when I pay tribute to a centenarian on their birthday, it’s because they have given us 100-proof drops of wisdom by saying that the key to living a long life is guzzling down the sweet nectar. But today’s centenarian HSOTD is getting honored for a different booze-related reason: she is a beer pong champion! Tastefully Offensive says that Sean Harkins recorded this short video of his sash-wearing nana owning a game of beer bong by landing the last cup shot. And she did it at her birthday party. It’s not known if Sean’s memaw slayed an entire game or if she came in at the end to show those young hos that they ain’t got shit on her. Behold, the Michael Jordan of beer pong-playing grannies:

She should travel to frat houses across the country to teach a master class in beer pong-ing to the bros. Although, she probably doesn’t have time for that right now. I am 100% sure that as soon as the captain of the U.S. National Beer Pong Team saw this video, they begged her to go to Rio and compete with them in the Olympics. (I haven’t checked, but since all of the major sports are at the Olympics, I’m guessing that the elite sport of beer pong is an event.)

And I really want to play beer pong with this grandma. She’d nail every shot, which would mean more boozing for me!

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