A million lawsuits came out of Caitlyn Jenner’s crash on PCH that killed Kim Howe and a couple of them have been settled up. Caitlyn’s lawyers, and insurance company, have already settled with Jessica Steindorff, the driver of the Prius involved in the crash, and the stepchildren of Kim Howe. Caitlyn is still dealing with the lawsuit that was filed against her by the family who was in the Hummer that Kim Howe’s Lexus crashed into after Caitlyn crashed into her. Caitlyn has also hit Jessica Steindorff with a lawsuit. Basically, everyone’s getting sued for that crash, so don’t be surprised if you get served with a lawsuit in connection with it even though you were far, far away from it and have nothing to do it. We’re all getting sued for it! And now Caitlyn Jenner has dragged her good friends the paparazzi into it. The paparazzi have had a rough couple of weeks. First, they get betrayed by Taylor Swift, and now they get betrayed by Caitlyn!
TMZ and People both report that Caitlyn has filed new papers in the Hummer lawsuit, and in them, she points a freshly manicured and charbroiled-by-a-tanning-bed finger at both the paparazzi and Jessica Steindorff. Caitlyn claims that Jessica was on her cell phone and was stopped on PCH instead of moving. Jessica reportedly stopped, which caused Kim Howe to slam on her brakes, which caused Caitlyn to crash into her. Caitlyn is also putting blame on the paparazzi.
Caitlyn claims in the papers that the paps were stalking her that day and she was “visually distracted” before the crash. People got a hold of the papers that were filed and after they wiped the bullshit off of them, they were able to make out these words:
“As a direct consequence and result of this stalking, harassing and distracting conduct, [Jenner] was visually distracted, and the negligence and reckless conduct of the Stalker Defendants did contribute to the cause of an accident where seconds and split seconds mattered.”
Caitlyn wants the paparazzi and Jessica to pay part of the damages to the family in the Hummer.
If Caitlyn, her lawyers and insurance company insist on blaming everyone for the crash, they should go all the way. The paps would’ve never followed Caitlyn if Caitlyn wasn’t part of the biggest fame whore koven in the universe, and the Kartrashians may not be the biggest fame whore koven in the universe if it wasn’t for O.J. Simpson and Ray-J. So what I’m saying is that Caitlyn should also sue Pimp Mama Kris, Ray-J’s boomerang dick and O.J. But then again, she may not want to sue PMK. Caitlyn’s reality show probably got shit-canned, so she needs all the guest appearance on Keeping Up with the Kartrashians she can get.
And here’s pictures from the other night of the Jocelyn Wildenstein impersonator (that is the greatest compliment you can give someone) dressed like a Mexican restaurant hostess while leaving a party with soap opera royalty, Sable Colby, in London.