Who Is July’s Hot Slut Of The Month?

August 4, 2016 / Posted by:

Those four pictures look like the ingredients for a perfect life. Fabulousness? Check! Cuteness? Check! Dildos? Check! Glamorous shade? Check! What more do you need? Well, some of us also need soul-numbing substances, a Netflix subscription, porn, pork rinds, etc… but that’s besides the point.

It’s the 7th Hot Slut of the Month battle royale of the year, and this showdown is between a baton twirler, a pair of traveling furry friends, dildos and a master shade thrower. That seriously sounds like Dlisted’s version of the Twelve Days of Christmas called the Twelve Days of Slutmas. As always, the first three HSOTM finalists got the most Facebook likes for the month and the fourth one is a wild card picked with loving care by me. Your choices are:

David Peters – A glitter-embedded lightning bolt of happiness who entertains the people of Monroeville, PA with his pucker-inducing baton twirling skills.

Bandito and Luigi – The real-life Milo & Otis who traveled 497 miles through Spain with their humans.

Pokemoan – The line of sexy toys that allows your coochie and/or b-hole to get into the Pokemon Go fun by catching one over and over and over again until you bust out an O.

U.S. Rep. Joyce Beatty – The congresswoman who became the President of Shade when she showed up to the DNC in the same dress that Melania Trump wore to the RNC.

Voting is below. The winning HSOTM will be named next Friday, August 12th. Vote with YOUR life!


Pics: Facebook, Instagram, Etsy, Getty

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