Have you ever had a booty call trick who texts you and gives you all sorts of attention when they’re hard up, but then when they see you out in public while they’re with their friends, they act like they hardly know you? (What? Just me?) That’s what this pap video of Taylor Swift reminded me of. When she wants the paps to capture her USDA certified organic love with Tom Hiddleston, she’s all happy and smiley. But then the next thing you know, she’s got her back to them and acts like she don’t know them. She’s a cold-hearted snake emoji.
Last year, Tay Tay tried to outwit those paps by doing a backwards walk out of a garage. Back then I guessed that she had a giant herp sore on her mouth. Maybe that giant herp sore made an encore appearance on her face the other day, because she side-walked her way to an SUV after leaving the gym. Or maybe Taylor continues to be an evil genius and knows that if she just walked to the SUV like a normal person, the video wouldn’t make the rounds. But if she walked like a sneaky crab, it’d go viral!
And when Tom gets back from Australia and Taylor texts the paps with, “I’m sowwy, 4 give me? We’re at The Nice Guy,” I hope the paps wait at least 5 minutes before texting her back. Have SOME dignity, paps!